If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
home. puking in laundry basket.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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