great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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