Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize