that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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