You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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