he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Did we literally take a cab across the street
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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