no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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