the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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