Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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