That's intense
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
bring money and cleavage
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
