girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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