Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm going to jail i love you
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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