so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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