why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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