he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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