I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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