Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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