white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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