So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Randomize