Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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