I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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