We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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