Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Enjoy the penises
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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