you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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