Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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