Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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