just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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