she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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