I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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