shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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