But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
