no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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