You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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