so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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