Me. At least after what I've been through.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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