If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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