Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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