drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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