Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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