Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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