i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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