im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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