Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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