I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
God, I missed his penis.
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