I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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