Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
