can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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