She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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