Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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