i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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