if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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