We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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