nut hugger
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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