There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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