wrigley field is MILF paradise
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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