Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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