my soul wont recognize me after tonight
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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