Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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