My sheets look like a crime scene.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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