Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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